The Old Republic

Songs

It's taken me a while to get in the mood to do some Old Republic themed parodies, but I just couldn't resist.

Rocket Tram

(parody of Rocket Man by Elton John)

Labor Valley at night, that's right
Want to go there on a whim
There's a mission for my class be there by ten
I miss my turns so much, it gives me strife
Then the Imps will crush my face
I'll save some time, yes, tonight

And I hope it's gonna be here right on time
If hours late to work I'll lose my mind
I won't user speeders when I want to roam
Oh no no no take a rocket tram
Rocket Tram getting me to crons and then back home

And I hope it's gonna be here right on time
If hours late to work I'll lose my mind
I won't user speeders when I want to roam
Oh no no no take a rocket tram
Rocket Tram getting me to crons and then back home

Coronet's a bad place to raise your kids
In fact it kinda smells
Gotta learn to duck and run and stay well hid
And all the riots I don't understand
Find me a train, that's what I seek
A rocket tram, a rocket tram

And I hope it's gonna be here right on time
If hours late to work I'll lose my mind
I won't user speeders when I want to roam
Oh no no no take a rocket tram
Rocket Tram getting me to crons and then back home

And I hope it's gonna be here right on time
If hours late to work I'll lose my mind
I won't user speeders when I want to roam
Oh no no no take a rocket tram
Rocket Tram getting me to crons and then back home

And I hope it's gonna be here right on time...

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