Star Trek Online

Songs

Although my Klingon character doesn't sing in-game, I couldn't resist the urge to do some Star Trek-related song parodies.

Scoodian

(parody of Sussudio by Phil Collins)

There's this race that's been on my mind
All the time, Sc-sc-coodians oh oh
Now they sometimes show up in my game
But I think their face is just a shame
Sc-sc-coodians oh oh

Oh if they fight me oh I swear
It'd be just so unfair
Knife's all I'd need, for the fight
I laugh so hard if I just say the word
Oh Sc-sc-coodians

Now there's this princess one
Frufa's just so much fun
Sc-sc-coodians oh oh
Ooh give me a gun, give her a pie
She'll nom it anytime
Sc-sc-coodians oh oh

Ah, my fits of laughter, laughter now
I've got to get closer but I'll just break down
They make me giddy when at them I stare
But I laugh so hard if I just say the word
Sc-sc-coodians just say the word
Oh Sc-sc-coodians, oh

Ah, knife's all I'd need, for a fight
I laugh so hard if I just say the word
Sc-sc-coodians I just say the word
Oh Sc-sc-coodians I just say the word
Sc-sc-coodians I'll say the word
Sc-sc-coodians oh oh oh
Just say the word

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I Ate Some Gagh

(parody of I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry)

This was never the meal I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, Klingon plan
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I want to chew
Just wanna try to nom
I'm curious for food
Caught my attention

I ate some gagh and I liked it
The taste of those worms on my lips
I ate some gagh just to try it
I hope my stomach don't mind it
It tasted wrong
It tasted right
Chew it well or get parasites
I ate some gagh and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't like food that's untame
Even on a platter
I tried some of it just the same
Just human nature
It's not what, good chefs do
Not how lunch should behave
My head gets so confused
Can't stay away

I ate some gagh and I liked it
The taste of those worms on my lips
I ate some gagh just to try it
I hope my stomach don't mind it
It tasted wrong
It tasted right
Chew it well or get parasites
I ate some gagh and I liked it
I liked it

Those worms they are so magical
Slick skin, slimy tip, so munchable
Hard to resist so crunchable
Where oh where can I buy it
Find a good deal, it makes sense

I ate some gagh and I liked it
The taste of those worms on my lips
I ate some gagh just to try it
I hope my stomach don't mind it
It tasted wrong
It tasted right
Chew it well or get parasites
I ate some gagh and I liked it
I liked it

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Freezing Breen

(parody of Dancing Queen by ABBA)

Take a chance, you can die, icicle through the eye
See that Hren, he's so mean, he is a Freezing Breen

Sitting here in STO
Trying to get emblems, you know
Give them to the spacedock chick, get some purple bling
Make my ship's consoles sing
Orellius is where I'll fly
The morning's young and the Deferi, *sigh*
They claim to just want Balance, but I'm the one who dies
With snow melting in my pants
But when I get the chance...

I'll fight the freezing Breen, cold and mean, give emblems to me
Freezing Breen, feel the beams from my away team
Take a chance, you can die, icicle through the eye
See that Hren, he's so mean, he is a Freezing Breen

Charge your phaser, equip that gun
For battle I'm yearning, it's so much fun
Look out, there's another! Cryo 'nade on you
Got snow melting in my pants
But when I get the chance...

I'll fight the freezing Breen, cold and mean, give emblems to me
Freezing Breen, feel the beams from my away team
Take a chance, you can die, icicle through the eye
See that Hren, he's so mean, he is a Freezing Breen

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Thunk

(parody of Jump by Kris Kross and an ode to those who didn't realize that Club 47 had a glass wall in the front)

Thunk Thunk
You should know, you should know that ahhh
Clear glass is standing right there in your way
As we stand here totally rocking out
We chuckle to see you

Thunk Thunk
The spacebar will make you Thunk Thunk
The clear glass will make you Thunk Thunk
That wall will make you Thunk Thunk

Don't try to grenade us to make us mad you're sad
I'm the Rrakk and I'm bad give you a bat'leth like you never had
I'll make ya Thunk Thunk wiggle and fall on your rump
Cause you'll be hitting the spacebar that makes you go Thunk
But why? Oh, why?
Cause the door you didn't spy?
A wall so stable, want to go dance inside
And every time you go back you hit it with a little whack
And inside there they laughida laughida laughida laugh
You come stompin' with spacebar pumpin' to keep you thunkin'
ESD keyboard tap you slap and then you're slumpin'
There's just something about fail sauce, we love that
So when they smacked in the chops can't believe that

Thunk Thunk
The spacebar will make you Thunk Thunk
The clear glass will make you Thunk Thunk
That wall will make you Thunk Thunk
uh huh uh huh
Thunk Thunk
The spacebar will make you Thunk Thunk
The clear glass will make you Thunk Thunk
That wall will make you Thunk Thunk

We see your head a knockin' knockin'
I love it when a girl has nerve tonic tonic
It's Klingon trouble R-R-A-K-K, you see
Don't mess with me
I see you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' tryin' to get in G
In the mix you try to take a step back
Then try to sprint to the max then you go splat
Oh so bad you'll be wantin' the door that's gentle
And like you know it so we'll be claiming that you're mental

Two more times you will splat like a little bird
And we're seeing you and uttering that failure word
As you listen to that cool jewel TymmyD
The wall makes you B-U-M-P

Thunk Thunk
The spacebar will make you Thunk Thunk
The clear glass will make you Thunk Thunk
That wall will make you Thunk Thunk
uh huh uh huh
Thunk Thunk
The spacebar will make you Thunk Thunk
The clear glass will make you Thunk Thunk
That wall will make you Thunk Thunk

Now, the insanity of all that splat
Is that Dangerettes get a big ol' laugh
And for all ya'll chumps outside the do'
Check it out

They'll try another time but they can't and they miss Go Go
They'll try another time but they can't and they miss Go Go
They'll try another time but they can't and they miss Go Go
They'll try another time but they can't Go Go
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Rrakk Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Rrakk
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Rrakk Daddy

I make you wanna
Thunk Thunk
The spacebar will make you Thunk Thunk
The clear glass will make you Thunk Thunk
That wall will make you Thunk Thunk
uh huh uh huh
uh huh uh huh
uh huh uh huh
uh huh uh huh
Believe dat

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Qo'noS Boy

(parody of Country Boy by John Denver)

Well, life on Qo'noS isn't one where you slack
Ain't something that most of you Fed-types could hack
It's not a surprise, we defend and attack
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Well, a warrior's life never did me no harm
A learnin' me some fighting skills, it's no cause for alarm
A few broken bones are just part of the charm
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Well, a got me a sharp knife, and I got a bat'leth
A glorious battle with an honorable death
Fight right down to my very last breath
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

When the bloodwine's all gone and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my bat'leth and I sharpen it slow
The targs are asleep, soon they'll really start to grow
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

I'd sing about Kahless all day if I could
But my skills would decline and I wouldn't fight good
So I sing when I can, fight when I should
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Well, a got me a sharp knife, and I got a bat'leth
A glorious battle with an honorable death
Fight right down to my very last breath
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Well I'd gladly lose my life in an honorable duel
Defending my honor against some pathetic little tool
I'd rather lose with honor than win like a fool
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Yeah, I'm covered in blood it's not very clean
A lotta sad people thinkin' that's quite a scene
Son, let me tell you now what honor really means
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Well, a got me a sharp knife, and I got a bat'leth
A glorious battle with an honorable death
Fight right down to my very last breath
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Well, my bat'leth was my daddy's til the day he died
And he killed a bunch of petaQ's with it by his side
He said, "Live an honorable life and die with pride
And thank God you're a Qo'noS boy."

My daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to kill
He taught me how to fight and how to make the blood a' spill
Taught me how to shoot and how to feel the bloodlust thrill
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

Well, a got me a sharp knife, and I got a bat'leth
A glorious battle with an honorable death
Fight right down to my very last breath
Thank God, I'm a Qo'noS boy

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Slap My Boff

(parody of Take It Off by Ke$ha)
(Note: Boff = Bridge Officer, the NPC crew that accompanies you on away missions)

There's some maps on the ground
Where my Boffs all run around
They get stuck in the wall
I just want to slap them all

When I park
My crew there on the ground
That's the time
That the idiots come alive
Acting just
Like a child

And now they're lookin' like chumps
Into trees they slam
Got to handle missions way too risky
Be a Boff nag
Got the rally point on
Run there to it, stupid moron
Oh tonight
I wanna hit a
I wanna hit a
I wanna hit a

There's some maps on the ground
Where my Boffs all run around
They get stuck in the wall
I just want to slap them all

And they irk me tons
When they just take off
They can make me scoff
Come and help me slap my Boff

There's a place I know
Where they run both to and fro
Where they run at the door
And they fall right through the floor

And they irk me tons
When they just take off
They can make me scoff
Come and help me slap my Boff

Lose my mind
Crease my brow
Them I loathe
What a clown
I'm delirious
Beam them down
Watch them die without a sound

N-now the mission is trashed
Wring their necks with my hands
Idiots are at full throttle
It's a flipping bad mess
Hypo 'til sedated
My anger has not faded
Any so
I wanna hit a
I wanna hit a
I wanna hit a

There's some maps on the ground
Where my Boffs all run around
They get stuck in the wall
I just want to slap them all

And they irk me tons
When they just take off
They can make me scoff
Come and help me slap my Boff

There's a place I know
Where they run both to and fro
Where they run at the door
And they fall right through the floor

And they irk me tons
When they just take off
They can make me scoff
Come and help me slap my Boff

Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh!

I JUST WANT TO SLAP MY BOFF!

Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh!

I JUST WANT TO SLAP MY BOFF!

Right Now! SLAP MY BOFF!
Right Now! SLAP MY BOFF!
Right Now! SLAP MY BOFF!

Ah-oh-ooh-ohhhh!

Right Now! SLAP MY BOFF!
Right Now! SLAP MY BOFF!
Right Now! SLAP MY BOFF!

I JUST WANT TO SLAP MY BOFF!

There's some maps on the ground
Where my Boffs all run around
They get stuck in the wall
I just want to slap them all

And they irk me tons
When they just take off
They can make me scoff
Come and help me slap my Boff

There's a place I know
Where they run both to and fro
Where they run at the door
And they fall right through the floor

And they irk me tons
When they just take off
They can make me scoff
Come and help me slap my Boff

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Klingon Girls

(parody of California Girls by The Beach Boys)

Well, Terran girls are hip
But they have foreheads oh so bare
And Orion girls with the way walk
You just can't help but stop and stare

The Vulcan farmer's daughters
They're a Pon Farr male's delight
And the Risan girls with the way they kiss
You'll have jamaharon every night

I wish they all could be like those Klingon
I wish they all could be like those Klingon
I wish they all could be like those Klingon girls

That Qo'noS has the bloodwine
And the girls are all so tanned
I dig a warrior woman with a bat'leth in hand
It makes my blood burn, and that's so grand

I've warped all around to many worlds
And I've seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I want to be inside the Great Hall's gates
Back to the cutest girls on my world

I wish they all could be like those Klingon
I wish they all could be like those Klingon
I wish they all could be like those Klingon girls

I wish they all could be like those Klingon
I wish they all could be like those Klingon
I wish they all could be like those Klingon
I wish they all could be like those Klingon girls

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Swirls, Swirls, Swirls

(parody of Girls, Girls, Girls by Mötley Crüe)
(Note: Swirl refers to the hip-swirl dance produced by nerve tonics in-game.)

Spent all night in a bat'leth fight
My disruptor and a D'k Tahg knife
Handful of blood in my hair feels right
But what I need is that lovely site, with those

Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Nerve tonics and some swaying hips
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Dancin' on the table just makes me flip
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Bloodwine, all over my lips

Getting down to the music's beat
There at the club on E-S-D
Siren girls ya just can't be beat
Break some chump's arm if he grabs your seat

Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Drinking lots of Andorian ale
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Gulping that tonic makes you move your tail
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
I love to watch those cute females

Have you read the news
In the Qo'noS Tribune
Ya know she danced, see
Well then I ate a targ's heart
I'm such a lucky boy
That swirl can bring such joy

I hate the leg humpers, you see
They get me really annoyed
Count one, two, and three
Before I break their knee

Having fun, love the dance
Until some fool wants tonic romance
Humps a leg, wants ménage à trois
Then I break that petaQ's arm, love those

Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Be respectful and do not touch
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
On Drozana's where I lost my heart
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls

"Hey Tommy, check that out man!"
"What Vince?! Where?"
"Hey right there! Hey baby, you wanna swirl somewhere?"

Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls
Swirls, Swirls, Swirls

Swirls, Swirls, Swirls

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Rrakktorr the Grumpy Klingon

(parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

Rrakktorr the grumpy Klingon
Had a very shiny knife
And if you ever saw it
It could really end your life

All of the other Klingons
Used to laugh and call him names (like Turtlehead)
They never let poor Rrakktorr
Join in any Klingon games (like Targopoly)

Then one bloody Christmas Eve
Kahless came to say
Rrakktorr with your knife so bright
Won't you kill some petaQ tonight

Then how the Klingons loved him
He was one of them, you see
Rrakktorr the grumpy Klingon
You'll go down in history (like Kahless)

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Holodeck Girl

(parody of Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani)

Barclay, fix my sh-t
All the time I am hearing this

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t

I heard that you done broke some sh-t
The Enterprise, you want me to fix it
People like you give me panic attacks, always get me fired up
So to cure an attack, I'll retreat, it's my knack
Gonna make a fake girl, gonna take her out
That's right, program Barclay 1, gonna get emitters fired up

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t

So that's right, Reg, make some holo creatures
No combadge calls while making features
All the crew think that they're the winner, but there can only be one
So I'll build all night, gonna give it my all
I'll hunger like Vaal, I'll forget to drink, too
That's right, my program's outstanding, you gotta check out her bust

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t

Let me hear you say, that Reg is bananas
B A N A N A S
That Reg is bananas
B A N A N A S
Again, that Reg is bananas
B A N A N A S
That Reg is bananas
B A N A N A S

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

A few times I've gotten blue and black
That short circuit knocked me flat on my back
So I'll make a holodeck girl
I'll make a holodeck girl

Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t
Ooh, fix my sh-t, fix my sh-t

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Moogie

(parody of Mother by Danzig)

Moogie
Tell your children to make profit today
Tell your children money tips you heard
What they mean
What they say, Moogie

Moogie
Can you chew up all their food for life
Can you give them sound financial words
Oh Moogie

Father
Gonna make me some latinum tonight
Adding profit in my world
Oh Father

Not about to sleep tonight
But if a female gives oomox to me
I sure know that I will like
My lobes breeding

Not about to sleep tonight
And if a female gives oomox to me
I sure know that I will like

Moogie
Tell your children to make several grand
Tell your children to purchase some land
Oh Moogie

Father
Do you want to play Tongo with me
Do you want to bet everything
Oh Father

Not about to sleep tonight
But if a female gives oomox to me
I sure know that I will like
My lobes breeding

Not about to sleep tonight
But if a female gives oomox to me
I sure know that I will like

Not about to sleep tonight
But if a female gives oomox to me
I sure know that I will like
My lobes breeding

Not about to sleep tonight
But if a female gives oomox to me
I sure know that I will like
Wo-oh
Moogie
Yeah

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Klingon Yell

(parody of Rebel Yell by Billy Idol)

Last night a Klingon dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a ridged angel was fighting a mighty war
She said, "Come on baby, I've got to have some blood
And if you're tired, pray help from above because"

In the midnight hour, she cried Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
With a Klingon yell, she cried Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
In the midnight hour, babe, Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
With a Klingon yell, Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'

She don't like drinks lazy, she wants it from a keg
But when the wine is phony, she'll butt you with her head
Warrior she needs that would be me, babe
Throw things at me, it's a warrior's glee because

In the midnight hour, she cried Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
With a Klingon yell, she cried Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
In the midnight hour, babe, Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
With a Klingon yell, Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'

Sto'vokor is a warrior's heaven
Where the honored go when they stop revving
Well, they drink all night and it just seems fair
Many a song, many a song, it's glorious to hear

I stabbed the petaQ for you, babe
A thousand kills for you
I loved your sticks of pain, babe
A million stabs for you

I'd kill them all for you, babe
For glory I'd burn for you
I'd kill them all and leave none, babe
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a
To have you a-biting me because

In the midnight hour, she cried Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
With a Klingon yell, she cried Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
In the midnight hour, babe, Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
With a Klingon yell, she cried Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'

Ooh yeah, a little baby, I'll say Qapla'
Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'
Ooh yeah, a ridged angel, I'll say Qapla'
Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla', Qapla'

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Rrakk in Black

(parody of Back in Black by AC/DC)

Rrakk in black
That Klingon's whack
Been sober too long needs bloodwine and Jack
Yes he'll, let loose
With prune juice
That Klink's always hanging about
I keep looking at the guy
He gives me the evil eye
Better stop it's a good day to die
He gives me hives
I'm wise
Leaving dancers alone so I stay alive

'Cause he's Rrakk
Yes, he's Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk
Yes, he's Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk, Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk in black
Yes, he's Rrakk in black

Gray and the black
Wears the Klingon Rrakk
Try and grab a dancer and your face he will crack
Yes, his steel blade rang
Like a fang
The creepers got caught now they're gonna hang
Cause he's Rrakk he'll attack
He doesn't honor lack
Nobody will escape him cause he doesn't nap
So look at him now
Do not make him angry
Don't try to push your luck, or you will die today

'Cause he's Rrakk
Yes, he's Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk
Yes, he's Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk, Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk in black
Yes, he's Rrakk in black

Well, he's Rrakk, yes he's Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk, yes he's Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk, Rrakk
Well, he's Rrakk in black
Yes, he's Rrakk in black

Hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes he is
Oooh yeah, yeah oh yeah
Rrakk he's wow
Well he's Rrakk, he's Rrakk
Rrakk, he's Rrakk
Rrakk, he's Rrakk
Rrakk, he's Rrakk
Rrakk, he's Rrakk
Rrakk
Rrakk in black
Yes he's Rrakk in black

Wanna fight

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Theme for Rrakk

(parody of Theme from Shaft by Isaac Hayes)

Rrakk!

Who's the ridge-headed Klink
That protects from sniffing his friend chicks
(Rrakk!)
Die tonight

DJ Grom's fan
That would break the neck of some petaQ, man
(Rrakk!)
Can ya dig it?

Bat'leth blade that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Rrakk!)
Fight on

You see this cat Rrakk is a drunk mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Rrakk
(Then we can dig it)

He's inebriated, man
But no one understands him but Ms. Oinky
(Daddy Rrakk)

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Take Time Off

(parody of Shake it Off by Taylor Swift)

I stay up too late, grinding in this game,
It's driving me insane, mmm-mmm, it's driving me insane, mmm-mmm
Don't go on too many dates, cause I really want to play
It's driving me insane, mmm-mmm, it's driving me insane, mmm-mmm

But my ship is cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this urging in my mind
Saying get the next level tonight.

Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And forget they have to bathe, bathe, bathe, bathe, bathe, baby
I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take time off, take time off

Role-players gonna play, play, play, play, play
Grief-haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby
I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take time off, take time off

The missions can be neat
But you need to rest in between
And that's what they don't see mmm-mmm
And that's what they don't see mmm-mmm

I'm leveling on my own
Even though I might get pwned
That's how it is in STO, mmm-mmm
That's how it is in STO, mmm-mmm

But my ship is cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this urging in my mind
Saying get the next level tonight.

Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And forget they have to bathe, bathe, bathe, bathe, bathe, baby
I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take time off, take time off

Role-players gonna play, play, play, play, play
Grief-haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby
I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take time off, take time off

Take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats on the forums
You could have been getting down to this sick beat

My best friend is at her wits end,
She's like, "Oh, my god, will this grinding ever end?"
And to the fella over there with the uber fleet gear,
Won-cha go AFK and take a break, break, break

Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And forget they have to bathe, bathe, bathe, baby
I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take time off, take time off

Role-players gonna play, play, play, play, play
Grief-haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby
I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take time off, take time off

Take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off

Take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off
You've got to, take time off, take time off
I-I, I take time off, take time off

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Man! I Feel Like a Klingon!

(parody of Man! I Feel Like a Woman! by Shania Twain)

Let's go sirs, come on
I'm going out tonight, looking for a fight
Gonna let my knife hang out
Want to fight the boys, stab and raise my voice
Yeah, I want to headbutt now

No stupid missions, kill with no conditions
Drinking me a mug of wine
You I'm gonna smack, for you there's no respect
I only want to bat'leth your eye

The best thing about being a Klingon
Is the prerogative to kill and get drunk and

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, I'll maim and start slaying
Pain hurts, Orion skirts
Oh, oh, oh, Really go wild yeah, killin' them in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, KDF faction
Punch you right there, hit you with chairs
Oh, oh, oh, a ridged killing spree yeah, to hear your dying squeal
Man! I feel like a Klingon!

The targs need a break, tonight we're gonna take
The chance to destroy the big town
We don't need club pants, we Klingons just don't dance
We're gonna let our gagh hang out

The best thing about being a Klingon
Is the prerogative to kill and get drunk and

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, I'll maim and start slaying
Pain hurts, Orion skirts
Oh, oh, oh, Really go wild yeah, killin' them in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, KDF faction
Punch you right there, hit you with chairs
Oh, oh, oh, a ridged killing spree yeah, to hear your dying squeal
Man! I feel like a Klingon!

The best thing about being a Klingon
Is the prerogative to kill and get drunk and

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, I'll maim and start slaying
Pain hurts, Orion skirts
Oh, oh, oh, Really go wild yeah, killin' them in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, KDF faction
Punch you right there, hit you with chairs
Oh, oh, oh, a ridged killing spree yeah, to hear your dying squeal
Man! I feel like a Klingon!

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a Klingon!

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