Star Trek Online
This is a collection of random thoughts that spawned from playing Star Trek Online.
- Orions are great farmers – they have two green thumbs.
- If a Klingon ship is made from substandard parts, is it a Craptor?
- If a Klingon Dahur Master wants a drink, will he ask for a Kor's Light?
- A Tellarite that is not correct is a Tellawrong.
- If Q gives out advice, is it a Q-Tip?
- Whatever happened to the A'Tran Cluster?
- When a Caitian opens a hailing frequency, is it a cat call?
- If I wanted to see Balanced wildlife, would I go on a Deferi Safari?
- Borg give boring lectures, they just drone on and on.
- Do genetically enhanced people eat Kahn Flakes for breakfast?
- My bridge officer is very musical. He likes to apply Tachyon Harmonica.
- Do Cardassians wear Cardie-gan sweaters?